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Good morning, Participants. The time is now 7:30 AM.

[Where were you before this? Doesn’t matter, you’re here now, in an unfamiliar bed, surrounded by unfamiliar people, with a slightly-too-cheerful automated voiced chiming over a PA system to wake you up. Your pockets are empty, save for an unfamiliar smartphone type of device that comes alive under your touch, displaying, among other things, a map, a series of profiles, and a list of rules.]

It is understood that you may have questions; please be patient, and gather back in the Common Room in one hour. The Assistant will be present at this time to answer your questions. In the meantime, please feel free to explore the Facility at your leisure.

[The doors to the dorm areas are freely open from the inside, though you’ll find that it takes your electronic id to regain entry once you’ve left. Otherwise, it’s as the voice says, and you’ve got an hour to explore your new surroundings and get to know your fellow kidnappees.]

[Welcome to the Facility.]

Date: 2018-11-26 05:53 pm (UTC)
gangplankgalleon: ((one of you! one of you! same crew!))
From: [personal profile] gangplankgalleon
‘THE RESEARCHER’ IS A STUPID NAME FOR A VILLAIN! What is he going to do, research me to death?!

[coming from a crocodile whose creator says has a stupid name]

Date: 2018-11-26 05:57 pm (UTC)
in4apounding: (stop talking)
From: [personal profile] in4apounding
He's not a villain!

[She knows everyone is upset, but REALLY.]

Date: 2018-11-26 05:59 pm (UTC)
gangplankgalleon: (WEEEELLLLL!!)
From: [personal profile] gangplankgalleon
OH, he pales in comparison to me I’m sure, but irregardless! Allow me to take over this operation, my dear, and I’ll show you true villainy! Not this...hack researcher!

[he’s so salty]

HONESTLY, A RESEARCH GIMMICK! WHAT A STUPID THEME!

Date: 2018-11-27 06:23 am (UTC)
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)
From: [personal profile] in4apounding
....I'm not sure "irregardless" is actually a word?

[She pulls out her small handheld device again and starts tapping at the screen, looking it up.]