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Good morning, Participants. The time is now 7:30 AM.

[Where were you before this? Doesn’t matter, you’re here now, in an unfamiliar bed, surrounded by unfamiliar people, with a slightly-too-cheerful automated voiced chiming over a PA system to wake you up. Your pockets are empty, save for an unfamiliar smartphone type of device that comes alive under your touch, displaying, among other things, a map, a series of profiles, and a list of rules.]

It is understood that you may have questions; please be patient, and gather back in the Common Room in one hour. The Assistant will be present at this time to answer your questions. In the meantime, please feel free to explore the Facility at your leisure.

[The doors to the dorm areas are freely open from the inside, though you’ll find that it takes your electronic id to regain entry once you’ve left. Otherwise, it’s as the voice says, and you’ve got an hour to explore your new surroundings and get to know your fellow kidnappees.]

[Welcome to the Facility.]

Date: 2018-11-26 07:03 pm (UTC)
gangplankgalleon: (can’t you see you’re one of us?)
From: [personal profile] gangplankgalleon
A mighty vessel, indeed - my second after my first was sunk by a group of malicious monkeys! But that hardly matters at the moment - my primary priority is pulverizing the putrid punk who placed me here!

[he has a fine goal for sure!]

Date: 2018-11-26 10:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mightdoriya
[You get points for alliteration.]

We need to try to get answers out of them, first. It won't do us much good to knock them out without knowing of any way to get out of here.

[ONLY VILLAINS DO THAT unless they punch first, then we are allowed to punch]