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Good morning, Participants. The time is now 7:30 AM.

[Where were you before this? Doesn’t matter, you’re here now, in an unfamiliar bed, surrounded by unfamiliar people, with a slightly-too-cheerful automated voiced chiming over a PA system to wake you up. Your pockets are empty, save for an unfamiliar smartphone type of device that comes alive under your touch, displaying, among other things, a map, a series of profiles, and a list of rules.]

It is understood that you may have questions; please be patient, and gather back in the Common Room in one hour. The Assistant will be present at this time to answer your questions. In the meantime, please feel free to explore the Facility at your leisure.

[The doors to the dorm areas are freely open from the inside, though you’ll find that it takes your electronic id to regain entry once you’ve left. Otherwise, it’s as the voice says, and you’ve got an hour to explore your new surroundings and get to know your fellow kidnappees.]

[Welcome to the Facility.]

Date: 2018-11-29 05:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] doppelanger
Sweet milk is problem?

[ Her expression makes it clear that if this is the case, she can't relate. The duck lips she briefly scrunches her mouth into also make it clear that she's considering emulating Mamimi's spoon experiment! It turns into a more thoughtful pout as she heads for whichever cereal bin has the closest equivalent to fruity pebbles. ]

Poison for rats is sweet too. But we are in the maze already. So, no need.

Date: 2018-12-02 05:33 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] finalvictory
Not a problem, just a surprise! Most of the cereal we have home is all bland. It's not chocolatey, or fruity, or frosty...just flakey! They get all floppy and wet...no flavor, either. Yuck!

[ The poison analogy is lost on her, but... ]

Mamimi'd rather be a cat than a rat!