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Good morning, Participants. The time is now 7:30 AM.

[Where were you before this? Doesn’t matter, you’re here now, in an unfamiliar bed, surrounded by unfamiliar people, with a slightly-too-cheerful automated voiced chiming over a PA system to wake you up. Your pockets are empty, save for an unfamiliar smartphone type of device that comes alive under your touch, displaying, among other things, a map, a series of profiles, and a list of rules.]

It is understood that you may have questions; please be patient, and gather back in the Common Room in one hour. The Assistant will be present at this time to answer your questions. In the meantime, please feel free to explore the Facility at your leisure.

[The doors to the dorm areas are freely open from the inside, though you’ll find that it takes your electronic id to regain entry once you’ve left. Otherwise, it’s as the voice says, and you’ve got an hour to explore your new surroundings and get to know your fellow kidnappees.]

[Welcome to the Facility.]

Date: 2018-11-29 06:09 pm (UTC)
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I knew these also, [ she acknowledges. To be fair, most of them were in Ukrainian, and the nuns would do far worse than washing one's mouth out with soap when they caught someone swearing aloud. By the time she learned English she was under the tutelage of someone even more strict, and more holy. ]

Dirty joke. [ It's not really a value judgment, just her saying that she gets it! ] So, you are really saying this?