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mockweekGood morning, Participants. The time is now 7:30 AM.
[Where were you before this? Doesn’t matter, you’re here now, in an unfamiliar bed, surrounded by unfamiliar people, with a slightly-too-cheerful automated voiced chiming over a PA system to wake you up. Your pockets are empty, save for an unfamiliar smartphone type of device that comes alive under your touch, displaying, among other things, a map, a series of profiles, and a list of rules.]
It is understood that you may have questions; please be patient, and gather back in the Common Room in one hour. The Assistant will be present at this time to answer your questions. In the meantime, please feel free to explore the Facility at your leisure.
[The doors to the dorm areas are freely open from the inside, though you’ll find that it takes your electronic id to regain entry once you’ve left. Otherwise, it’s as the voice says, and you’ve got an hour to explore your new surroundings and get to know your fellow kidnappees.]
[Welcome to the Facility.]
[Where were you before this? Doesn’t matter, you’re here now, in an unfamiliar bed, surrounded by unfamiliar people, with a slightly-too-cheerful automated voiced chiming over a PA system to wake you up. Your pockets are empty, save for an unfamiliar smartphone type of device that comes alive under your touch, displaying, among other things, a map, a series of profiles, and a list of rules.]
It is understood that you may have questions; please be patient, and gather back in the Common Room in one hour. The Assistant will be present at this time to answer your questions. In the meantime, please feel free to explore the Facility at your leisure.
[The doors to the dorm areas are freely open from the inside, though you’ll find that it takes your electronic id to regain entry once you’ve left. Otherwise, it’s as the voice says, and you’ve got an hour to explore your new surroundings and get to know your fellow kidnappees.]
[Welcome to the Facility.]
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Date: 2018-11-25 08:01 pm (UTC)You underestimate me, He-who-throws-ID-cards-at-innocent-passersby.
[Still, he sheathes his weapon by sliding it back into his pocket.]
Hence, without my Ryukenden, I will choose to spare you for today.
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Date: 2018-11-25 08:45 pm (UTC)[Because this clearly sounds better.]
Gee, aren't I lucky. The hell's that even supposed to be, anyway?
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Date: 2018-11-26 11:55 am (UTC)Wait- wait he's asking him a question.]
The legendary blade...containing the soul of the savage dragon that cries out in wild melodies...with six strings, hence, it is my weapon, Ryukenden!
[With that final word, he swipes a hand across his face and drops into a pose that involves dramatically pointing at...somewhere. It'd look cooler if he actually had his weapon on him, he swears.]
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Date: 2018-11-28 01:40 am (UTC)[is that it electro
is that the weirdest part of that sentence]
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Date: 2018-11-28 06:57 am (UTC)Ryukenden has strings because, not only is it a bladed weapon, but it is a weapon of music, hence!
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Date: 2018-12-02 11:32 pm (UTC)Do you just beat people with a guitar, is that what this is?
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Date: 2018-12-03 01:13 pm (UTC)