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Good morning, Participants. The time is now 7:30 AM.

[Where were you before this? Doesn’t matter, you’re here now, in an unfamiliar bed, surrounded by unfamiliar people, with a slightly-too-cheerful automated voiced chiming over a PA system to wake you up. Your pockets are empty, save for an unfamiliar smartphone type of device that comes alive under your touch, displaying, among other things, a map, a series of profiles, and a list of rules.]

It is understood that you may have questions; please be patient, and gather back in the Common Room in one hour. The Assistant will be present at this time to answer your questions. In the meantime, please feel free to explore the Facility at your leisure.

[The doors to the dorm areas are freely open from the inside, though you’ll find that it takes your electronic id to regain entry once you’ve left. Otherwise, it’s as the voice says, and you’ve got an hour to explore your new surroundings and get to know your fellow kidnappees.]

[Welcome to the Facility.]

Date: 2018-11-25 09:28 pm (UTC)
downthepit: (pic#12723374)
From: [personal profile] downthepit
[Patches doesn't spend any time worrying about why he's here or who brought him. Obviously he's important if they did, and that makes him feel good. To know that somebody wants him this badly! In fact, he'll go up to the first person he sees in the common room and say:]

It was only a matter of time before somebody recognized me for the prodigy I am! Don't you think this is exciting?

[Alternatively, you can find Patches a little while later after the the assistant. He's just hanging around the computer room or the supply closet. Either way, he'll still say the same thing to you:]

Despite what this little device says about me, I mean no harm to you! I'm as friendly and trustworthy as they come! I promise.

post-assistant

Date: 2018-11-25 09:55 pm (UTC)
boxtrot: (A handsome motherfucker)
From: [personal profile] boxtrot
I find that hard to believe, considering the accuracy of everyone else's profiles, including my own.

As a result, we appear to have a kinship in backstabbing and treachery.

Supply Closet

Date: 2018-11-25 10:40 pm (UTC)
eudaimonikos: (the methods of ethics)
From: [personal profile] eudaimonikos
They really screwed you over with that one, huh?

[The demon does not believe you, but is absolutely amused by it! Also, he's just here to poke through all the stuff.]

Computer room

Date: 2018-11-26 01:29 am (UTC)
aragona: (over shoulder and judging you)
From: [personal profile] aragona
I don't care.

[Sonia sits at one of the computers, staring at the command prompt and digging into her memory - it's been years since she worked on something this old, how would she be able to hack into this?]