Welcome, Participants

[mockmods]

Good morning, Participants. The time is now 7:30 AM.

[Where were you before this? Doesn’t matter, you’re here now, in an unfamiliar bed, surrounded by unfamiliar people, with a slightly-too-cheerful automated voiced chiming over a PA system to wake you up. Your pockets are empty, save for an unfamiliar smartphone type of device that comes alive under your touch, displaying, among other things, a map, a series of profiles, and a list of rules.]

It is understood that you may have questions; please be patient, and gather back in the Common Room in one hour. The Assistant will be present at this time to answer your questions. In the meantime, please feel free to explore the Facility at your leisure.

[The doors to the dorm areas are freely open from the inside, though you’ll find that it takes your electronic id to regain entry once you’ve left. Otherwise, it’s as the voice says, and you’ve got an hour to explore your new surroundings and get to know your fellow kidnappees.]

[Welcome to the Facility.]

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dining area

[boxtrot]

[Spy glances over at the new arrival over his mug of coffee, uninterested. He does a double take. He looks... mildly horrified.] Good Lord. The furries are getting more brazen by the day.

[ryukendense]

[Yaiba's ears twitch, and, with his Legend of Warrior's Reflexes When Someone is Chatting Shit, he throws his spoon in a swift motion towards Spy - head's up!]

[boxtrot]

[Unfortunately for Yaiba, Spy has enough experience with dodging projectiles over the years to automatically duck. The spoon misses him by several inches.

Unfortunately for Spy, the knee-jerk reaction leads to him spilling hot coffee on himself, and he looks at his newly-stained suit with horror.]

Mon dieu...

[Spy glares up at Yaiba, not even caring about the pain.]

You will pay for this.

[ryukendense]

[Yaiba's eyes spark at Spy's reflexes...just what kind of warrior was this man?

Yaiba stands his ground, staring him down from behind his glasses.]

It would be a great cause of regret for you, hence, your caffeine accident was the Legend of Your Own Fault.

replies like 7 years late

[boxtrot]

[Spy desparately tries to wipe up the coffee with napkins. His face scrunches up in disgust when Yaiba speaks.]

Merde... You're not just a furry, are you? You're one of those roleplayers...

[Please don't conscript him into your LARPing DND campaign]

youre legend of valid my man!!!!

[ryukendense]

[His ears perk up at the accusation, and he shakes his head.]

Hence, the only role is play is the one assigned by fate!