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mockweekGood morning, Participants. The time is now 7:30 AM.
[Where were you before this? Doesn’t matter, you’re here now, in an unfamiliar bed, surrounded by unfamiliar people, with a slightly-too-cheerful automated voiced chiming over a PA system to wake you up. Your pockets are empty, save for an unfamiliar smartphone type of device that comes alive under your touch, displaying, among other things, a map, a series of profiles, and a list of rules.]
It is understood that you may have questions; please be patient, and gather back in the Common Room in one hour. The Assistant will be present at this time to answer your questions. In the meantime, please feel free to explore the Facility at your leisure.
[The doors to the dorm areas are freely open from the inside, though you’ll find that it takes your electronic id to regain entry once you’ve left. Otherwise, it’s as the voice says, and you’ve got an hour to explore your new surroundings and get to know your fellow kidnappees.]
[Welcome to the Facility.]
[Where were you before this? Doesn’t matter, you’re here now, in an unfamiliar bed, surrounded by unfamiliar people, with a slightly-too-cheerful automated voiced chiming over a PA system to wake you up. Your pockets are empty, save for an unfamiliar smartphone type of device that comes alive under your touch, displaying, among other things, a map, a series of profiles, and a list of rules.]
It is understood that you may have questions; please be patient, and gather back in the Common Room in one hour. The Assistant will be present at this time to answer your questions. In the meantime, please feel free to explore the Facility at your leisure.
[The doors to the dorm areas are freely open from the inside, though you’ll find that it takes your electronic id to regain entry once you’ve left. Otherwise, it’s as the voice says, and you’ve got an hour to explore your new surroundings and get to know your fellow kidnappees.]
[Welcome to the Facility.]
dining hall
Date: 2018-11-26 12:35 am (UTC)...No.
[Geez Electro, be nice.]
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Date: 2018-11-26 03:05 am (UTC)[ She leans over the table with a spoonful of very eclectic cereal; there must be at least five or six different types on that spoon alone-- ]
Come on, say aaah...
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Date: 2018-11-26 04:53 am (UTC)[Boy, even more forceful this time. And he even leans back.]
I can't eat it, anyw-- how many different kinds of cereal are even in that?!
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Date: 2018-11-26 05:38 am (UTC)[ With an air about her that just reeks of the word duh-- ]
What, are you allergic? Lacto-something?
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Date: 2018-11-28 01:26 am (UTC)[God. He misses sugar.]
No, I-- Look, first off, I'm not eating anything with this on! [He taps his helmet, which, nope, does not have an opening for his mouth.] Second of all, I just... don't eat, alright?
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Date: 2018-11-28 05:18 am (UTC)[ She doesn't have much more to say about it than that, but-- ]
Does that come off? Doesn't it get a little stuffy in there?
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Date: 2018-12-02 11:30 pm (UTC)[Eating was very good and it sucks he can't do it anymore. So why's he in the dining hall? Because fuck being happy am I right.]
It doesn't come off unless you enjoy being electrocuted.