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Good morning, Participants. The time is now 7:30 AM.

[Where were you before this? Doesn’t matter, you’re here now, in an unfamiliar bed, surrounded by unfamiliar people, with a slightly-too-cheerful automated voiced chiming over a PA system to wake you up. Your pockets are empty, save for an unfamiliar smartphone type of device that comes alive under your touch, displaying, among other things, a map, a series of profiles, and a list of rules.]

It is understood that you may have questions; please be patient, and gather back in the Common Room in one hour. The Assistant will be present at this time to answer your questions. In the meantime, please feel free to explore the Facility at your leisure.

[The doors to the dorm areas are freely open from the inside, though you’ll find that it takes your electronic id to regain entry once you’ve left. Otherwise, it’s as the voice says, and you’ve got an hour to explore your new surroundings and get to know your fellow kidnappees.]

[Welcome to the Facility.]

Date: 2018-11-25 07:32 pm (UTC)
ryukendense: (legend of serious face)
From: [personal profile] ryukendense
[Welcome to the next two weeks, Electro.

Yaiba flicks the card between his fingers with a delicate maneuver - which slips very suddenly and he quickly tries to cover it up - and settles to resting it before his chin, other arm poised for action.]


Hence, do you doubt this warrior's bloodline, fiend?

Date: 2018-11-25 07:44 pm (UTC)
maxout: (004)
From: [personal profile] maxout
Yeah, I'm doubting a lot of things here. Tch.

[You know what, he's gonna just walk on over to his own electronic ID and pick it up from the floor. He probably shouldn't just leave it there.]

I don't think you're slaying anything with that thing, kid.

Date: 2018-11-25 08:01 pm (UTC)
ryukendense: (legend of megane (serious))
From: [personal profile] ryukendense
[Yaiba's ear flicks in annoyance. Sure, he wasn't a Real Man (tm) with a full-time job, but he was no kid.]

You underestimate me, He-who-throws-ID-cards-at-innocent-passersby.

[Still, he sheathes his weapon by sliding it back into his pocket.]

Hence, without my Ryukenden, I will choose to spare you for today.

Date: 2018-11-25 08:45 pm (UTC)
maxout: (009)
From: [personal profile] maxout
I was aiming for the wall.

[Because this clearly sounds better.]

Gee, aren't I lucky. The hell's that even supposed to be, anyway?

Date: 2018-11-26 11:55 am (UTC)
ryukendense: (legend of dramatic pose)
From: [personal profile] ryukendense
[He'll believe it. Suddenly, Electro was no longer trying to hurt him, but to get his attention. Heh, of course, sensing this warrior's spirit...

Wait- wait he's asking him a question.]


The legendary blade...containing the soul of the savage dragon that cries out in wild melodies...with six strings, hence, it is my weapon, Ryukenden!

[With that final word, he swipes a hand across his face and drops into a pose that involves dramatically pointing at...somewhere. It'd look cooler if he actually had his weapon on him, he swears.]

Date: 2018-11-28 01:40 am (UTC)
maxout: (006)
From: [personal profile] maxout
...Why would a sword have strings?

[is that it electro

is that the weirdest part of that sentence]

Date: 2018-11-28 06:57 am (UTC)
ryukendense: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ryukendense
[Yaiba's lips curl into a grin.]

Ryukenden has strings because, not only is it a bladed weapon, but it is a weapon of music, hence!

Date: 2018-12-02 11:32 pm (UTC)
maxout: (001)
From: [personal profile] maxout
...You're just... you're talking about an instrument. And you're being needlessly poetic about it.

Do you just beat people with a guitar, is that what this is?

Date: 2018-12-03 01:13 pm (UTC)
ryukendense: (legend of dramatic pose)
From: [personal profile] ryukendense
It is a legendary blade and bass, hence! It is not for beating, but for slicing down foes with grace and elegance!