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mockweekGood morning, Participants. The time is now 7:30 AM.
[Where were you before this? Doesn’t matter, you’re here now, in an unfamiliar bed, surrounded by unfamiliar people, with a slightly-too-cheerful automated voiced chiming over a PA system to wake you up. Your pockets are empty, save for an unfamiliar smartphone type of device that comes alive under your touch, displaying, among other things, a map, a series of profiles, and a list of rules.]
It is understood that you may have questions; please be patient, and gather back in the Common Room in one hour. The Assistant will be present at this time to answer your questions. In the meantime, please feel free to explore the Facility at your leisure.
[The doors to the dorm areas are freely open from the inside, though you’ll find that it takes your electronic id to regain entry once you’ve left. Otherwise, it’s as the voice says, and you’ve got an hour to explore your new surroundings and get to know your fellow kidnappees.]
[Welcome to the Facility.]
[Where were you before this? Doesn’t matter, you’re here now, in an unfamiliar bed, surrounded by unfamiliar people, with a slightly-too-cheerful automated voiced chiming over a PA system to wake you up. Your pockets are empty, save for an unfamiliar smartphone type of device that comes alive under your touch, displaying, among other things, a map, a series of profiles, and a list of rules.]
It is understood that you may have questions; please be patient, and gather back in the Common Room in one hour. The Assistant will be present at this time to answer your questions. In the meantime, please feel free to explore the Facility at your leisure.
[The doors to the dorm areas are freely open from the inside, though you’ll find that it takes your electronic id to regain entry once you’ve left. Otherwise, it’s as the voice says, and you’ve got an hour to explore your new surroundings and get to know your fellow kidnappees.]
[Welcome to the Facility.]
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Date: 2018-11-25 05:27 pm (UTC)[K. Rool is not one to take this humiliation lying down, and waking up in a bed that is certainly far too small for him is only a small notch in an endless string of minor things that will annoy him today. There are very very few things he can do in this situation, aside from...hm. What could he do?
...So what he decides on doing is throwing a tantrum. Literal steam is billowing from his nostrils as he stomps about the whole area, threatening and yelling at all in his path.]
I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS HUMILIATION - I DEMAND ANSWERS!
in their dorm!!
Date: 2018-11-25 05:52 pm (UTC)Then, under his breath but loud enough for K. Rool to hear:]
...a-an alligator?
[boi the fuck]
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Date: 2018-11-26 05:30 pm (UTC)I am NOT an alligator, you fool! A crocodile is superior species - learn the difference, you CRETIN!
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Date: 2018-11-25 06:14 pm (UTC)You certainly look like a villain, over there...but Izuku has grown up around people with bird heads and cops that are literally cat-people, so he's hesitant to judge this book too much by it's cover.
It's moreso the fact that he's yelling about a blast-something that he's concerned about.]
All of our things were taken from us before we woke up, it sounds like. You say you have a ship you're missing?
[It makes him wonder what kind of work this alligator man did back home. Did he do hero- or villain- work on the sea?]
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Date: 2018-11-26 07:03 pm (UTC)[he has a fine goal for sure!]
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Date: 2018-11-26 10:40 pm (UTC)We need to try to get answers out of them, first. It won't do us much good to knock them out without knowing of any way to get out of here.
[ONLY VILLAINS DO THAT unless they punch first, then we are allowed to punch]
dorm
Date: 2018-11-25 07:08 pm (UTC)Fortunately, he was a dragon slayer, and this would pose no problem.]
Reptile! Cease your incredibly loud rampage or repent against...my...blade...hence...
[What was originally a loud declaration tapers off into a small squeak when he registers K. Rool's size fully, and his own lack of adequate weaponry.]
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Date: 2018-11-26 07:00 pm (UTC)I’ll SWALLOW your sword, you ingrate!
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Date: 2018-11-25 10:16 pm (UTC)Let me know if acting childish and petulant is the right way to get answers around here, and then I may join you in acting like a toddler. Until then, I'm afraid you just look pathetic.
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Date: 2018-11-26 05:27 pm (UTC)[This thicc boy is pissed, and he’s not allowing this sharply dressed loser to demean him!]