Non-Peace Weekend - Investigation

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[Two weeks have passed since your arrival. The Researcher has delivered a pair of motives, promising to reward some or punish others if rule 7 is not enacted by the end of the week.]

[Today is Friday, the deadline for your incentives. There is no morning announcement today.]

[Maybe It's nothing, but you might notice a faint, odd metallic scent in the air as you exit your bedrooms this morning.]

[Proceed with caution, Participants.]

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Investigation Start

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[As the Participants gather, the Researcher's voice rings out over the loudspeaker system.]

The Legendary Bassist's body has been discovered. Participants will be allowed a short period of investigation, and then a trial to uncover the identity of the culprit will commence.

[Everyone's electronic ID's chirp, as a new program is loaded-]

Victim: Yaiba - The Legendary Bassist
Location: Foyer
Time of Discovery: 7:35 AM
Wound Diagram: Here.
Notes:
TOTAL: 0/16
Foyer: 0/6

• TBD

Kitchen: 0/4

• TBD

???? Room: 0/2

• TBD

Supply Closet: 0/2

• TBD

Dorm B2: 0/2

• TBD

BONUS: 0/???

• TBD

[The document has a small camera icon in the lower left corner? To save everyone bumbling around, we'll just tell you now - it's to document evidence. Just snap a photo of whatever seems relevant, and it'll get added to everyone's case file.]

Foyer

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[There's a lot to unpack here so let's just throw out the whole guitar case.]

[mightdoriya]

[WELL, IT'S NEARBY...and since it seems like Rosa will be able to handle the actual body check (he might have emergency situation experience but he's never actually had to investigate a cadaver before), Izuku will eventually peel himself away from the more grisly scene. ...and possibly thrust himself into an even grislier one?? Who even knows, his pants are already covered in blood so it's not like it can get any worse.]

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[Well, there's two more obvious things Izuku could use to distract himself from the body. First is all the freaking mannequins we mentioned earlier. The second is- at first glance, it's just kind of a big pile of junk? A whole lot of scrap metal.]

[doppelanger]

[ WELL, SHE'S HERE AND SHE'S READY TO MESS WITH A BODY but also, from experience, detectives can get really touchy when you, say, mess with their crime scene, or access their computer and move photos on their serial killer wall around, or kind of graze their ear with a bullet. She pauses, then says: ]

I am going to kitchen. Call if you have knife questions, please.

[ Which is all you get out of her until, however many minutes later, she comes out with bloody hands and forearms, doublefisting four big, bloody kitchen knives. And after an "excuse me" to anyone nearby, she'sefinitely going to crouch over the body and eyeball the neck wound if nobody stops her, Sonia's already done it so why not. ]

[aragona]

[She talked to Yaiba once but she's not all that upset about his death. She's just sticking around the body since she's curious as to what he was.

So from crouching over his head, is there anything that sticks out?]

cw; decapitation, gore

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[There's blood on his face. My god, there's blood EVERYWHERE!]

[Which isn't too surprising, given the deep nature of the wound. His head is almost, but not completely, severed.]

AREA CLEAR

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Kitchen

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[Maybe it was just a midnight snack gone horribly wrong?]

[clandestineideals]

[ Got up a little late, but the situation is obvious as day. What's off at first glance if anything? ]

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[Most obviously? This place is a fucking mess. Things are scattered all over the counter.]

[doppelanger]

[ SPEAKING OF KNIFE QUESTIONS after whatever's immediately off, what's up with that knife block? Is anything missing? can she take one ]

AREA CLEAR

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Supply Closet

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[Maybe you can at least mop up a little, ew.]

[windowsexplorer]

[Hi so Meredith hates this. What is there for her to hate in here?]

AREA CLEAR

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Dorm B2

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[B2 or not B2, that is- wait, dammit.]

[hyaku]

[Well everything has gone to shit and it's a good thing powers were gone otherwise half of this place would have been blown to fucking bits at the sight of that body.

Shigeo can't stop trembling as he walks down the halls back to his dorm-- this is the first time he's hit 100% without something happening so that's... something he has to deal with on top of this all but he doesn't want to let himself be useless or in the way. So he goes into his shared dorm where Yaiba used to rest and decides to do a little snooping... he has no idea what to look for, being not very bright but he's going to Do His Best.]

AREA CLEAR

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BONUS AREA

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[You'll have to unlock this somehow.]

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[So, Meredith, the Wiki-Reader. Your robotic feminine wiles and friendshipping have earned you one (1) key, to a locked door that previously earned an undead thief an explosively fiery death.]

[Whatcha gonna do here?]

???? Room

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[Pretend this is in the right order, shush.]

[eudaimonikos]

[Well. Fuckity hell, he liked the mannequins anyway. Let's see if there's any left in here.]

AREA CLEAR

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Victim: Yaiba - The Legendary Bassist
Location: Foyer
Time of Discovery: 7:35 AM
Wound Diagram: Here.
Notes:
TOTAL: 33/20
Foyer: (cw: gore) 9/9

• That's taking your cosplay too far.
  
• Sawing off a head! (Quiet, quiet).
  
• Well this is the worst Breakfast Machine ever
  
• This isn't what hitting a blunt is supposed to mean, guys
  
• Looks like they blinked
  
• It's probably just makeup testing
  
• Management would like to remind everyone to wipe their feet before tracking substances across the carpet
  
• At least someone tried to clean up
  
• Proving a negative

Kitchen: (cw: blood) 5/5

• Housekeeping hates all of you
  
• It's a fine, furry vintage
  
• That's gonna stain
  
• This is not sanitary, guys
  
• Someone didn't get mad, they got stabby

???? Room: 2/2

• All mannequins must go
  
• Today on Hoarders...

Supply Closet: 2/2

• Please leave things neat for other guests
  
• Safety is important

Dorm B2: (cw: suicide) 2/2

• Hence, it is a far far better thing I hence
  
• Legend hence of the Legendary Hence Machine

BONUS: 13/???

• This is why lab safety is important
  
• GODDAMMIT GUYS
  
• Guess there's no Rose Gold version
  
• What, you thought the profiles didn't need research?
  
• Penny for your thoughts?
  
• Penny for Penny's thoughts
  
• MARK ZUCKERBERG
  
• How necromantic
  
• u jelly
  
• I don't remember this Asimov book
  
• Try ctrl+alt+del
  
• Aw hell, look Marian
  
• Necromanthy